This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
Dude I don’t even shower everyday
amen to this
do you see my legs???
my question is why do it when they grow in faster when you start?
If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up
"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "
i thought this was me at first and i was really confused
ok this is really scary is this the parent’s trap 3?
HOW COME EVERYONE ON TUMBLR FIND THEIR TWIN