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What does a writer promote? A writer promotes smiles, laughter, and heartfelt thoughts. I hope you enjoy what you read on my tumblr, and that I can help you smile. Forget about the fact that I might be a stranger, and that you might not really know me; focus only on the fact that I am here and I love helping to give others smiles.

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amidwestlumberjack:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash greir

on point as fuck though

"

HIGH SCHOOL

This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
know ourselves.

"
— HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)
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southernswitch:

wolf-and-kitten:

cleverpopculturereference:

thedoctorsonicedyouand:

darksideofthemoon007:

gottawork-out:

mustangheart:

beerinabox:

spacereblogsthings:

diablosita:

The Best Birth Control In The World Is For Men by Jon Clinkenbeard

If I were going to describe the perfect contraceptive, it would go something like this: no babies, no latex, no daily pill to remember, no hormones to interfere with mood or sex drive, no negative health effects whatsoever, and 100 percent effectiveness. The funny thing is, something like that currently exists.

The procedure called RISUG in India (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for 10 or more years…

Oh, and when you do decide you want those babies, it only takes one other injection of water and baking soda to flush out the gel, and within two to three months, you’ve got all your healthy sperm again.

The trouble is, most people don’t even know this exists. And if men only need one super-cheap shot every 10 years or more, that’s not something that gets big pharmaceutical companies all fired up, because they’ll make zero money on it (even if it might have the side benefit of, you know, destroying HIV).

signal boost 

DUDE

dude

dude

DUDE

can this replace the normal contraception methods we have pls

This has existed for YEARS. They ran an article about it in WIRED magizine but I don’t think anyone read it .-.

But birth control is a female thing! Men shouldn’t have to worry about it.

#sarcasm

I would do this in a heartbeat.

Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

numminumnumisoraus:

dick-not-dean-winchester:

positivevibesforrainydays:

lostincape-town:

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

Dude I don’t even shower everyday

amen to this

do you see my legs???

my question is why do it when they grow in faster when you start?

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weresinkingcaptain:

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

THE EXPLOSION THOUGH

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claudiagray:

In which Jimmy Fallon nails it. 

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autumnw0lf:

ellraythetank:

crazyhousexo:

I just wanted to share this. I trully adore this man.
Best Things About Being Blind [x]

What a cool dude

God bless this man. You’re awesome.

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queerfabulousmermaid:

lurkerviolin:

theravennerd:

iandsharman:

The difference between nerds and geeks.

That’s it.  I found it.  The thing that finally made me actually understand the difference.

There it is. It has been said.

LMAO

OMG.

honorings:

If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up

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My German Teacher (in German):We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.
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an actual thing my thirteen year old brother just said
if girls are asking to be raped because their clothes don't completely cover all of their bodies, then boys are asking to be kicked in the balls just because they don't wear cups everywhere.
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lets-teaparty:

Sadly there are probably a lot of guys who don’t get the joke here.

meowbeastt:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

onemultiplefandom:

toastdurr:

ironicbaking:

toastdurr:

"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "

image

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

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omg hi

TWINS

ok this is really scary is this the parent’s trap 3? 

HOW COME EVERYONE ON TUMBLR FIND THEIR TWIN

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houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

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