when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird
during cummies ∩(︶▽︶)∩
No cummies for you tonight kitten now straight to bed with you
(╯ಊ╰) but daddy…im so squishy…it tingles daddy..im sticky..
Use mr fluffy baby until I get home from work and maybe I’ll give you cummies
（ ´∀｀）Thank you daddy! baby cant wait for cummies!!
wHAT THE FUCK
sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!
sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving
u deserve someone who makes ur heart feel like 2:40 of hannah hunt all the time
i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???
Finally someone said it.
it’s 2013 and we still can’t reblog asks without taking a screenshot
IT’S 2013 AND WE CAN REBLOG ASKS WITHOUT TAKING A SCREENSHOT
if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i