[DJ voice] this song goes out to everyone who let me copy off of their algebra homework
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar
a girl playing guitar
a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock
put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this
SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.
I had a snail phase at one point
WHO KNEW SNAILS ARE FUCKING MONSTERS
THE LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE GUY IS DOING GAY PORN NOW HOLY FUCK
and how would you know this ….
im a gay man that watches gay porn holy shit call the cops